MondayAugust272007

Enrique Iglesias Has A Small Pee Pee. LifeStyles Offers Him A Place To Put It.

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LifeStyles brand condoms is offering Enrique Iglesias 1 million dollars to be a cocksperson for its brand. This, after he admitted in a recent Esquire article the frustrations of having a small johnson:

I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience.

Damn. Five years with Anna and still using condoms. We guess when your pee pee is small, you can’t blame your girlfriend for cheating.

Lifestyle Condoms Offers Enrique Iglesias $1M to Model Condoms [Adrants]

Comments

how small can it be? i guess if it’s that much of an issue, he can just be the bottom. and maybe he could film it as a video to “i can be your gyros baby.”

ooohhhhhhh so thats why he uses those condom hats on his ahem.. other head!!! compensate much?

new from LifeStyles PapiCock

Shame on him! How dare him attempt to destroy the image of supermachos that we latino men have a big one? No wonder why his father was soooo much in touch with the Reagans…. LOL LOL

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