Eva Longoria To Deny Her Kids Speedy Gonzales, Brainwash Them With Dora the Explorer Instead

Not happy that a bunch of sick kids were hogging the spotlight at a recent cancer-fighting fundraiser, Eva Longoria shared some earth-shattering news with the media: she and Frenchie husband Tony Parker plan to raise whatever children they pop out as trilingual. Longoria rah-rahed baby-poisoning bilingual characters like Dora the Explorer and her pal Diego, while dismissing one of cartoon history’s most beloved racist avatars:

Speedy Gonzales was the [only] bilingual character growing up and all he said was ‘Arriba! Arriba!’

First of all, Evita, Speedy also said ‘Ándale! Ándale!’ from time to time. Secondly, whatever comes out of that coked-up rodent’s mouth is probably more savory than the shit your nannies will talk about you around the kids–in Spanish.

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Want Trilingual Kids [People via Vivir Latino]
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