Fidel Castro Deathwatch: El Comandante Wants YOU To Tell Us If He This Feature Is Dead
24 August 2007, 3:13 PM. By Guanabee Staff
We’ve been reading and hearing rumors on the net and through our well-placed, under-compensated sources that Fidel Castro is no longer with us. These are the kinds of rumors that prompted Cuba’s Foreign Minister to issue a canned, scripted denial of the notion that the health of Communism’s most effable dictator has taken “a turn for the worse” since his 81st birthday on August 13th:
[Castro] is steady, on track with his recovery, showing discipline, a lot of dedication and a lot of activity, writing, reading and working.
So if any of you can confirm that ‘writing, reading and working’ is code for ’smoldering in a grave somewhere,’ step forward. The same goes to you who feel confident that El Comandante is alive, well and just catching up on the missing Hardy Boy chronicles.
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can we get a guilt free trip from travelocity if we can you the info?
wait a minute…P*r*z H*lt*n is your source?!?!?
Y’all should get naco to print a t-shirt with your photoshop doodle… cute…
hahaha… i would TOTALLY buy it!
and i think… that he is still, sadly, alive. at least from what perez reported. and it is waaay past 4pm. and 6pm. and 7pm.