Gisele Fast Forwards Her Career To Washed Up So She Can Go “Dancing With the Stars”

Apparently tired of the glamor behind clichéd forays into the world of fashion mag spreads, Brazilian übermodel Gisele has signed on to this season’s installment of celebreality contest “Dancing With the Stars.” We’ll give you a second for this to sink in. The woman who ranked 51st on this year’s Forbes “Celebrity 100 List” is doing a show that even TMZ admits is for “C-listers”–a program that rigged life support to the careers of people like Mario Lopez, Nick Lachey’s younger brother, and Joey Mac from New Kids On the Block. (Please refrain from speculating that we hate on the White Menudo.) We bring you this leaked news on the eve of the cast’s official unveiling via tomorrow’s “Good Morning America,” so sleep tight knowing you know more than (most) Midwestern housewives.

New ‘Dancing with the Stars’ cast leaked on TMZ.com [Newsday]
“Dancing with the Stars” Cast Leaked!! [TMZ]
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