Early yesterday evening, just days before his resignation takes effect, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove came back to his car in D.C. to find that pranksters had wrapped the entire thing in a sheet of plastic. We figure it’s as good a reason as any to suggest a prank to play on disgraced Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who officially leaves his office on September 17. (That’s over two weeks for some idiot to try and pull it off!) How much of a knee-slapper would it be if someone posted his resumé on Craigslist? We dare you to come up with something better. Maybe the prank idea we like most will make it into a hypothetical headline we write. (Or not.) Do your worst, readers.

That’s a Wrap For Exiting ‘Rove’ [NY Post]
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