33 year-old Nacho Vidal has starred in more than 1500 adult movies and drawn comparison to some of the industry’s most infamous male leads. We decided to regale you with the following factoids about him for two reasons: a) he’s basically the Latino John Holmes, and b) he’s the first Nacho we’ve come across that doesn’t take himself too seriously. Enjoy, and please keep the uncomfortable snickering to a minimum.

•According to Wikipedia, his 8.5 inch x 6.5 inch penis is “amongst the largest of all current male porn stars.” (Gentlemen, wait ‘til after work to whip out your tape measures.)
• According to IMDb, “His orgasmic screams have become legendary, and he’s well on his way to becoming the biggest male name in porn.” We’d like to point out that the mini-bio from which this excerpt comes was submitted by a user named “NACHO VIDAL.”
• Since he’s directed many a she-male and gay porno, Vidal has had his sexuality questioned numerous times. He identifies himself as straight.
• He even stars in a Spanish hip-hop video, where he decides not to spare us from some amateur breakdancing. This absolutely safe for work marvel of cinema follows the jump.

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