In a case where you might say, “But hasn’t the dirt been publicized anyway?”, J. Lo has won over a half a million dollars in a pseudo- defamation suit against her first husband because he planned to publish a tell-all book claiming she cheated on him. (Working title—“The Original Mister J. Ho.”) Three years ago, Ojani Noa won a breach of contract settlement against her where she basically paid him to shut up about their ugly relationship. We figure this is further proof that she’s a bitch, because nice people don’t have to do that sort of thing. Unfortunately, the current case doesn’t spare us the grisly details:

According to court papers, Mr Noa’s unpublished book alleges Ms Lopez had multiple affairs, including one with her third and current husband, Marc Anthony.

Let’s go out on a limb here and say the others were that back-up dancer guy, Ben Affleck, and Colonel Mustard with a candlestick in the billiards room. What’s wrong with a girl fucking her future husbands while she’s still with her present one? It’s not like their commitment to each other is binding, or anything.

Lopez awarded damages against ex [BBC News]
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