Kmart Introduces Multicultural Dolls And, By Multicultural, They Mean Big Lipped

Ethnic dolls are nothing new to America, but K-Mart says their new dolls have something different to offer: “diverse” facial features. When we hear that term, we imagine a doll with a couple of different noses and about 8 pairs of eyes, but what it really means is that these dolls won’t just be white dolls in brown face. They’re going to have the kind of authentic, indigenous facial structure that makes David Duke throw up in his mouth a little. Sounds like a plan. After all, white girls have had their own dolls for years and look how well they’re turning out.

Kmart Launches Multicultural Doll Brands [ABC News]