We don’t know or care anything about soccer, (plus, it’s friday at the end of summer. ain’t SHIT going on out there.) But we do know that in Los Angeles (there had to be some homies in the crowd, right?) the fans were graced by the world’s greatest Soccer bod last night. David Beckham, who’s kept fans waiting as he nursed an ankle injury, finally got out on the field to play against Washinton, D.C. and knew he had some making up to do. Maybe if we keep him out of the game for 6 more weeks, we’ll get a peep at his arse. Oh yeah, also, we think his team lost. But who cares? When Becks takes off his shirt, we all win.

At Least He Took His Shirt Off! [Perez]