Noelia Swears She's Not Married, Brings Her Bullshit Count Up To Umpteen

A reporter from Univisión gossip show "El Gordo Y La Flaca" (which, by the way, is like calling Mary Hart from "Entertainment Tonight" a legit anchor lady) recently showed Noelia a valid wedding certificate confirming her current marriage to ex-manager Jorge Reynoso, a union both parties deny. (In fact, she's supposed to be betrothed to some other shmuck.) We translated this latest chapter in the Noelia saga just to show you how out of control the broad really is:

On being questioned about this wedding that, according to the certificate, took place in Las Vegas this past January 2nd, the Puerto Rican [singer] said nervously, "We were going to go through with that crazy act, but didn't at the last second."

First a sex tape, now a shady wedding in Vegas. Our favorite trainwreck has gone from Paris to Britney in the blink of an eye. (They grow up so fast, don't they?) So the next time you hear reports that she didn't leak that shiz herself, consider Noelia's track record when it comes to credibility. Noelia está casada? [Videochismes] Image [Videochismes]