Perez Hilton’s Rampant Self-Promotion Claims Eva Mendes As Its Next Victim

Rather than squat over it straight outta the gates, we’ll let the “Quote of the Day” from Perez Hilton speak for itself:

I gotta meet [my fellow Cubano] Perez Hilton! I love what he’s done. He’s awesome. And you can tell he’s super smart. He was in The New York Times a few weeks ago. I mean, The New York Times is on another level!

Oh, we agree, Eva–as long as you mean it’s on that behind-the-curve, exploiting-the-hip slimeball-of-the-moment kind of level. And as for the Cuban starlet, we suggest she stick to teasing Jane’s final readers with her chi chis and leave the media crit up to us.

Quote Of the Day [Perez Hilton]
Image [Kevin Mazur / Wire Image]
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