According to the New York Post gossip beat, pop singer Marc Anthony’s none too happy with the composite picture of his current woman, J. Lo, and his ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, standing next to each other on the latest cover for People En Español. (We’re kicking ourselves for not having noted that easter egg first.) For their part, a “People flack” responds, “Marc has great taste in stylish women.” (Classy!) The news—if you can call it that—got us to thinking… is Anthony’s conundrum a reflection of his having too many wives, or Hollywood having too few Latinas? We vote for a wacky combination of both.

1 Cover, 2 Wives [NY Post]