Perez Hilton stopped to horrify some TMZ paparazzi recently by talking to them for what seems like hours about a boring feud between him and “The Hills” pseudo-star Lauren Conrad in a video charmingly entitled, “Beef Curtains For LC.” Beef Curtains is apparently what Lauren’s enemies call her. That and the gay walrus face Perez is making (click image to enlarge for full walrusification) was enough to make us chuck our Alpha-Bits this morning. And you know how it goes. If we have to suffer, so do you.

Beef Curtains For LC [TMZ]