TV stars are no role models. Let’s follow them.

We love Dr. 90210 if for no other reason than it gives us an inside look at the beauty obsessed mind of Dr. Robert Rey who’s like the Vanity Fair Brazil issue come to life, but with a license to cut you open. One TV blogger calls this scene to mind:

There was an episode once in which he performed a breast augmentation and then flicked his patient’s breasts while she was still unconscious admiring his “perky” work. How has this guy not gotten sued yet?

In addition to helping the women of L.A. find fulfillment through bigger boobs, Dr. Ray also fancies himself a master of martial arts. (Why is it that creepy dudes always practice martial arts?) Which may be why he deigns to call himself a “Renaissance Man” on his website. In between appearing on TV (he’s had his SAG card since 1980) and hanging out with Supermodels, he finds little time to spend with his wife who compensated last season by starving herself down to 88 pounds. And that was after giving birth to their second child (who is also grossly ignored, by the way).

Dr. Rey’s trying to remedy the family sitch this season by spending more time with both his children. On a recent episode, he plays “airplanes” with the kids and imitates his wife’s plane to Canada going down. We can’t wait to see how those little ones turn out! The train wreck airs tomorrow night at 9 Eastern on E!

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