Excuse the desktop presentation of the above clip, but we figured boardroom scenes from “The Apprentice” don’t need that much definition and dazzle to get across. (Also, bear with our complete ignorance of the show in general and this episode in particular—it’s no Dr. 90210.) Watch as Donald Trump berates a contestant for failing in a mission we assume was about selling shit to people in a Los Angeles mall. Her excuse? “Communication problems” arose since she hadn’t counted on dealing with a predominantly Spanish-speaking crowd, and therefore hadn’t included a Spanish-speaking member on her team. Someone we presume is the token Latino contestant then goes off on a hysterical rant about ‘opening your eyes, estúpida!’ and realizing where exactly they are. It’s a rant so intense that he starts off in heavily-accented English before breaking into a spittle-launching rendition of his mother tongue. Enjoy, and good luck dodging the saliva.

Update: Some of us at Guanabee know this video is a parody. Some of us, (who wrote the post), were too busy waiting for Castro to die to notice. It is a funny clip, nonetheless, that makes a good point.

Donald Trump Gets It! [YouTube]