Our favorite Cuban attention whore attended a very exclusive Dolly Parton listening party that only included about 12 people one of whom was Miss Parton herself. It’s clear from the guest list that some cunning publicist was trying to create a best-selling, gay, coffee table book:

Dolly floated around the room, giving some one-on-one attention to the lucky few invited to the listening party. Amongst those in attendance were the genius David LaChapelle and the equally genius Danilo, who does the hair for Gwen Stefani and [burlesque dancer] Dita Von Teese.

Hello? Hair, makeup, boobs, boobie dancers and David LaChapelle? We know a gay, press dream when we see it. And we totally fell for it. Shit.

Halos And Horns [Perez Hilton]