MondayAugust202007

Vida Guerra Won’t Show Her Ass For Money But You Can See It For Free

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We had no idea who Vida Guerra was until we found a clip of her on TMZ complaining that a Los Angeles meter maid (master?) offered to let her out of a parking ticket if she’d show him naked pics of herself. She refused, but some quick Googling told us that may have been a pretty stupid financial move on her part because on Vida-Guerra-Naked.com (yes!) we learned that naked pics of Vida are pretty much free to the public:

In 2002, she sent her pictures to FHM and was invited to a photo shoot that highlighted everyday women in their lingerie. The response from readers was both immediate and staggering. Thousands of letters flowed in. Since that day, Vida has become a recurring sight in the magazine and she will now appear monthly in FHM’s pull-out calendar. Meanwhile, men have done things like craft elaborate artwork in her honor and tattoo her image onto their thighs and now apparently hack Vida Guerras cell phone.

A cellphone that just so happened to have over 2 dozen naked pictures of her on it. Whoops. Poor Vida.

Early last year Vida Guerra cracked the top 10 among the Internet’s most-searched for female celebrity pics, joining the likes of Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra and Oprah.

Well maybe not poor, but it just goes to show that even if a woman who appears in FHM is good at business, she’s not so good at math. Free naked Vida pics here.

Vida: Officer Nailed My Ass, Asked to See It [TMZ]
Vida Guerra Naked in phone hack [Vida-Guerra-Naked.com]

Comments

How did you not know who Vida Guerra was? In the rank of important Latinos over the past 30 years, it goes:

1. Cesar Chavez
2. Vida Guerra
3. Pope JP II (honorary Latino)

I mean, she did date Jeremy Shockey. And I hope you’re using that bootie tag more in the future.

First Vida from the front …

Then Vida from the back …

Now I know why I RSS your blog.

Welcome to a year ago…damn you guys are slow

I think the guys at Gunnabee just got their “man card” revoked..or at minimum suspended.

that’s good, considering i’m a girl.

Our Latino boyfriends: so transparent, so predictable.

The Meter jockey obviously offended Vida’s delicate sensibilities.

Was she on her way to, or from a video shoot where rappers pour Christal down her backside and slap dollar bills against ass.

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