• In honor of the news that tortillas now outsell bagels in America, here’s a video from 2006 of University of Arizona grads throwing tortillas during their ceremony. [Wisconson state Journal]
• They’re making a comedy film based on the 1980’s TV show “Dallas” and John Travolta will play J.R. Ewing. What? You need a punchline? [Variety]
• Some NY socialites are pissed they didn’t get invited to the Colombian wedding of Vogue’s Lauren Davis and her fiancée Andres Santo Domingo. Must be the duck boots. [NY Post]
• Can’t the ETA stop blowing shit up in Spain until the other people who hate freedom and democracy stop blowing shit up in Spain? [CNN]
• A newspaper column signed by Fidel and published Thursday bitches about America, but says nothing about his health. Great, now he’s annoying us from beyond the grave. [Miami Herald]