• We wonder which is more of an anomaly in the above clip of a goal in the under-17 World Cup match between Peru and South Korea: the way the ball bounces twice off the scorer’s head before hitting the back of the net, or the way said scorer fakes slanty eyes to celebrate. [YouTube]
• A border town, Texas schoolboard member pleads guilty to smuggling cocaine in produce trucks. Far be it from an administrator to school the kids in glamorous drugs. [KRGV / ABC News]
• To the gossip-minded, a man appears to be blowing the Christ statue in a Havana church. Gawker reacts accordingly. [Gawker]
• The producers behind “The Aristocrats” sign a deal to adapt show biz’s oldest and dirtiest joke to a book called “¡Satiristas!” Explanation for the Spanish title probably involves shit and / or incest. [Publishers Weekly]
• That dip in productivity you hit after lunch today is your body’s natural biological reaction to food, fatigue, and something called circadian rhythms. In other words, it’s science! [NY Times]