• The director of the upcoming New York Salsa Congress got into salsa to attract women. Wonder if it’ll work on attendees. [Village Voice]
• Ryan Seacrest will be emcee of next year’s Super Bowl. And we thought this past year’s performance by Prince was gay. [Star Magazine]
• Hugo Chávez’s opponents speak out against the constitutional reforms he’s proposing to help him become president forever. And they were never heard from again. [Reuters]
• A New Yorker blog apologizes for not including Cheech and Chong in its “Fifteen Most Dynamic Duos in Pop-Culture History.” They appreciate any press they get these days. [Vulture]
• For the first time as a member of the L.A. Galaxy, David Beckham scores. Cindy adds, “with me in my dreams.” [Pop Sugar]

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