• Dorchester, Mass. residents are up in arms over a massive safe sex billboard across the street from a K-8 Catholic school. Kids finally figure out what it means to be “mommy’s favorite mistake.” [My Fox Boston]
• Authorities in central Spain are burning fields to kill an infestation of field voles. American government will adapt this approach to the Hispanic invasion. [BBC News]
• Hurricane Flossie is 100 miles off of Mexico’s Pacific coast. That’s right: Flossie. [Fox News]
• A taco truck driver loses control and smashes into a home outside of Dallas. We smell commerciaaal! [Dallas News]
• South Texan border patrol finds 50 undocumented immigrants in a locked tractor-trailer. Kinda like the opening scene from “Men In Black,” except without Tommy Lee Jones’ impeccable Spanish accent to complicate things. [NBC / KXAN]