• Tonight FOX premieres “Anchorwoman,” a reality show featuring a slutty bimbo behind the newsdesk. Same credentials as Mirthala, and we all know how entertaining that was. [Boston Globe]
• Hispanic teens are more likely than white teens to take risks leading to skin cancer. Ad execs introduce an even browner Coppertone girl. [Forbes]
• A court orders a rural Malaysian bigamist to compensate his first wife with a pig and a buffalo. Funny, our great-grandfather never had to do that after siring dozens of kids with different women. [Newsvine]
• Video ads have started popping up on YouTube. Does that mean a commercial for “Illegal Tender” will appear when all we wanna do is watch faceless Latinas shake their asses? [BBC News]
• Argentina’s first online, gay comic book launches. We were unable to reach Robin at Wayne manor for comment. [Blabbeando]