• Beyond the Barrio Lite: ‘Obama Slut’ swings to Hillary Clinton’s camp. Seems those 15 minutes were just about up. [TMZ]
• A former model for J. Lo’s clothing line is the love interest in a mindless Jason Statham flick to be filmed. Wait—J. Lo had a clothing line? [Backstage]
• A study of MTV’s target demographic shows more Whites than Hispanics are happy. We wonder if “The Hills” has anything to do with this. [MediaPost]
• Strung out comedienne Sandra Bernhard says Paula Abdul is “strung out on something.” Let the battle of the washed-up stars begin! [Guardian Unlimited]
• Facebook works on targeted ads using the contents of members’ profiles. Don’t join the Guanabee group, unless you like pop-ups pushing Walkmans. [Wall Street Journal]

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