• Paris Hilton fakes a Spanish accent on her home intercom to get rid of trespassing fans. “Whoever it was sounded Mexican,” a fan reported. “Is that rude? I mean, Hispanic.” Maybe it was Tinkerbell. [TMZ]
• Everybody’s doing the racist rag. CBS settles with Don Imus. WABC Radio says, come on over! [LA Times]
• High school kids reject coke? Oh, Coke. That makes more sense. [Time]
• OJ is putting that book out after all. Yes, that book. At this point, if he didn’t do it, we’re gonna be pissed. [The Province]
• Visiting Latin American dignitaries is the new checking in to rehab. The latest victim: Mel Gibson. [Yahoo! News]
• The good news, Juanita, is that your cocaine is real. The bad news: you’re under arrest. [Examiner]
• Dominican-Americans show their pride with the traditional stabbing of parade-goers. [NY Post]