• Perez Hilton and Ross The Intern cross blog in East L.A. and we all get sucked into a scary vortex of PR synergy and dulce de leche. [YouTube]
• West Hollywood totally has Vida Guerra’s back on this ticket thing. Honey, don’t we all. [TMZ]
• San Antonio Express-News says Lucha Libre is catching on in the States. Next up, they’ll discover salsa has replaced ketchup as the number one condiment in America.
[San Antonio Express-News]
• We’re all fat from a virus. Pass the menudo! [Guardian Unlimited]
• Mario Lopez is a little old for 18 year old women, a little gay for the rest of us. [TMZ]
• Consider this a chain letter. [Buzzfeed via Gawker]