Watchando: Their Dueling Ambiguities Set Her Tiara On Fire

• Mario Lopez helps crown Miss Teen USA, Hilary Carol Cruz. She’s as Hispanic as he is hetero. [Miss Teen USA]
• Mexican presidential candidate Bill Richardson says many Latinos don’t know he’s a bro because of his last name. We say it’s cuz they don’t know who he is at all. [Washington Post]
• Daisy Fuentes will host something called the Mind, Body, & Spirit Games in NYC’s Central Park. We wonder if the sweatshop decathlon is one of its events. [Latin Gossip]
• The U.S. Census Bureau says Blacks and Latinos account for more than half of residents in nearly one of every 10 American counties. Guess we have to add a ‘B’ to all those Latino New World Order t-shirts we ordered. [New America Media]
• A lunar eclipse will reach its total phase in the wee hours of tomorrow morning. Why not get up at an ungodly hour to see something that’s mildly pretty? [Space]