• Cindy Adams’ review of the iPhone sounds like your parents trying to work the VCR. [Cindy Adams, New York Post]
• The government’s refusal to listen to border dwelling Americans about not building a wall is forcing them to sink pretty low. They’re hiring a PR firm. [South Texas Chisme]
• A-Rod broke a record and it has nothing to do with how many strippers he’s banging. [Gothamist]
• Is Santa Fe ready for a makeover? Duh. That southwestern shit went out 20 years ago. [New York Times Magazine]
• “Houses toppled, cows confiscated, if abortion demand rejected.” If only someone had said that to Britney. [Chinaorg]