Michelle Rodriguez looks to be in hot water with the L.A. City Attorney after allegations that she violated her probation by not participating in the community toilet scrubbing and cigarette butt collecting she was scheduled to perform. Rodriguez violated...

Miami Circuit Court Judge Jeri B. Cohen has ruled that the daughter of a pig farmer and wack job respectively could possibly be sent back to her daddy’s home country of Cuba IF the separation from her foster parents...

U.S. Immigration and Custom’s officials nabbed 56 illegals working at McDonald’s franchises in Reno, Nevada this past Thursday in an attempt to begin ridding the world of twenty-four hour drive-thrus. (Have you ever seen anyone besides a Latino running...

Sure, we’re sad that Sara Ramirez, the only hermana on prime-time who isn’t a total embarrassment, got the major shaft last night from that dude George who’d rather fuck dudes, but that’s no reason to turn into a driveling...

Update: The situation is now under control. “No injuries were reported after the incident and police now have that student in custody.” [The Post Chronicle] We’re not sure if this has anything to do with Latino pop culture, but...

Doing their part to suck the Hispanic Heritage Month teat ever so dry, CNN wrote a craptastic report on the intricacies of the Latino/Hispanic identity morass. They break the news that, since Latinos come from different countries, labeling them...

We just stumbled onto a whole slew of computer icons (called “Freejoles”) at the mun2 website. You must to put them on your Facebook, esas! More post-modern, Latino humor after the jump....

Congress in Mexico is in a frenzy as of late because accusations have been raised that former President Vicente Fox refurbished his new retirement ranch with some quality shit—and it’s made some people ask the question, “But how?” Congress...

We just learned that Nike is creating a special discounted shoe called “Air Native N7” designed for Native Americans who, according to the manager of Nike Native American business (who knew?) have “growing” health issues, (ie are fat.) Blog...

This week VH1 aired the season finale of “The Pick Up Artist”— the show that made us cringe for sad virgins and creepy douches everywhere—and who do you think was crowned Master Pick Up Artist? Kosmo aka Alvaro Orlando!...

As fans that hang on to, and subsequently mock, Jessica Alba’s every word, we were thrilled to find, on blog Corporate Casual, an insightful analysis of Jessica’s new “comedy career” based on something she told CNN recently. First the...

In an infinitely generous gesture, Dan Mathews, Vice President of PETA, has invited Oscar de la Hoya to participate in their benefit show “Fur Is a Drag” scheduled for November. The benefit features “cross-dressing models sporting donated furs which...

Nine years ago, in Mountain View California, a couple of computer geeks started an internet search engine company that has slowly and insidiously turned into the lifeblood of an entire industry. Whether you like it or not, Google owns...

“Feel The Noise” is scheduled to test our patience sometime in October. Just when we thought Reggaeton’s persistence was deemed frivolous by everyone (kind of like Grunge music at the end of the 90’s), Hollywood decided to torture us...

Lily Estefan, co-host of “El Gordo y La Flaca”, recently participated in some “Got Milk” ads that glamorously portray her wearing a brown milk mustache. Yet, it makes us ponder: is that same grade A thick chocolate they use...

A compilation of the hunkiest Latino males in America was unveiled in this week’s issue of People a la Espaneesh. The hot, spicy, sizzling, fiery, (you get the point) list is made up of guys that round up the...

Just in case you were wondering, and we know you were, that mysterious illness that plagued an entire village in southern Peru after it was struck by a meteor last month is being ruled a figment of “mass hysteria.”...

Horns were blaring and people were extra loud outside our building this morning, so the fact that this video stopped us from killing someone merits a posting. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Video [via...

Check out this video of Peruvian soccer goalie Juan ‘Chiquito’ Flores. That’s him in the sleeveless tee. (Assuring us he’s gay, if the making out with a dude thing didn’t do it.) After a night of neck nibbles and...

There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses: I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for...

Gay leaning Towleroad makes an interesting observation about our friend A.C. Slater today: Like clockwork, every few months Mario Lopez decides to come out from his hiding place and run around the beach in Santa Monica. Here’s his fall...

After taking stock of our chat with The Gay Shrink yesterday about Oscar De La Hoya’s recent revelations, we realize there were warning signs that our Golden Boy had a softer side that needed indulging. Case in point, this...

So we finally sat down last night to watch the premiere episode of CBS’s “Cane,” but rather than do a traditional review, let’s play a game. We’ll use “Where’s Waldo” as inspiration, but instead of finding a striped-shirt wearing...

Pushing war trivialities aside, CNN decided to tackle the real issues and sat down with non-ethnically ambiguous Jessica Alba to talk, among other things, about science and the burden of being sexy. Deep thoughts follow: Jessica Alba on Science:...

Patrick Mallucci, pervert London scientist, will “research” pictures of celebrity women and compile images of the best looking breasts in Hollywood. He claims his work will help plastic surgeons create the perfect looking breasts when clients come a knocking....

In stark contrast with their previous stance towards their other neighbors to the south, Canada’s tourism department in Toronto is launching a media campaign to attract more Mexicans to Toronto as a tourist destination. The media campaign promotes Toronto...

In their never-ending crusade against Village Voice sorta newbie head honcho Tony Ortega, Gawker brings up this latest development: Village Voice Managing Editor Deborah Kolben has been let go; Ward Harkavy will be taking over the number two spot...

• Ricky Martin to be the recipient of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He probably doesn’t know there isn’t a West Hollywood extension. [USA Today] • The White House released a study that Latino youth consumes...

Bolivian President Evo Morales made an appearance on last night’s episode of “The Daily Show” looking snazzy with his throwback ‘Ponchorello’ hairstyle. Even our Jorge Ramos loving editor thought he was cute. We’ve posted the interview in it’s entirety...

Earlier we pointed out the fact that Spanish director Pedro Almodovar recently publicly claimed we are having a crisis of infantilism in American cinema. We didn’t have to look far to find an example of what America does with...

Thanks to a reader for pointing out this clip of NBC Co-Chairmen Ben Silverman giving his predictions for the new fall season to CNBC talk show personality Michael Eisner. (Wonder which network they’ll favor?) In addition to a lot...

Spanish director Pedro Almodovar (“All About My Mother”, “Talk To Her”) has publicly criticized the state of American cinema. Pedrito believes there is a crisis in cinema around the world, but thinks the quality found specifically in America is...

Fourteen Latino artists were granted the opportunity to showcase some of their art this month to the kind folk of Storm Lake, Iowa. The gallery consisted of abstract paintings, modern sculptures, and mixed-media and was devised to help non-Latinos...

If there’s one person gracing the pages of Guanabee this week who is screaming for analysis, it’s Oscar De La Hoya. So we tapped our favorite, gay shrink for some help in comprehending the events that have left a...

Have you ever met that person who gets called out as a foreigner and almost immediately begins to bombard you with everything ‘great’ about their country and culture? Kind of like when your friend’s cousin Raul visits from Mexico...

Last night we accidentally on purpose did not watch the most important Latino television show in the history of Latino television shows, CBS’s “Cane.” We did however receive this text around midnight from a friend: Cane is so awful...

As we reported earlier, Mel Gibson, actor, director, Jew-hater, DUI-offender and all-around loony has decided to pack his bags and bring his tit name-calling ways to peace-loving Costa Rica. The new Gibson estate, located in the Guanacaste region, is...

Chromeo has the funky, silly, raza style that could make them the houseband to our late night show. Even though the brown one is actually an Arab and the other guy a Jew. Who knew peace in the middle...

Healthy fruit drinks have been springing up on the market like shit on a cow ranch for the last few years, making us always feel guilty for indulging in all the junk that we love to eat. Diet source...

Blogger, writer, and Guanabee crush Johnny Diaz wrote a story in today’s Boston Globe about Cuban-American reactions to CBS’s drama Cane. When brainstorming about the show, Cynthia Cidre, Cane’s executive producer and creator said: ”[I wondered,] ‘What is the...

This past Sunday, Venezuelan President Huey Chavez spoke for an unprecedented eight hour stretch on his weekly show “Alo Presidente” (his snippets of brilliance make us angry). The historic show celebrated it’s 295th showing and probably left ass-rash reminders...

It’s been awhile since we wrote about our favorite mayoral mistress Mirthala Salinas. We hadn’t heard too much about the seductress since she was smacked with a two-month suspension by her employer Telemundo for having an affair with her...

Non-homosexual Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez met privately yesterday with homosuspicious actor Kevin Spacey. According to the AP: Neither Spacey […] nor Chavez spoke to the press after the nearly three-hour encounter in the presidential palace in Caracas. They shook...

We heard that Peta’s new, naked Alicia Silverstone ad touting the physical benefits of vegetarianism was launched in Houston because: [I]t is often high on lists of cities with unhealthy eating habits. Houston was named the sixth fattest city...

Filmmaker Philip Rodriguez is a self-appointed explorer of the Latino state in America, but hardly a Latino Spielberg, (we’re still waiting for him). We previously spat some blurbs about his latest documentary, ‘Brown Is The New Green: George Lopez...

Last night, “Entertainment Tonight” aired part one of a previously taped and seemingly obsolete interview with Milana Dravnel, the stripper who took pictures of Oscar De La Hoya in panties. After taping the interview, Dravnel contradicted herself in an...

Someone’s taken all those annoying things White dudes say to you in a bar when they find out you’re Latin and turned it into a music video. Enjoy. SPANISH LOVE SONG [Runaway Box]...

We just came across this new cover for the single “Non Siamo Soli (No Estamos Solos),” (translation: “We Are Not Alone”), a duet from Italian pop star Eros Ramazzotti’s new album featuring Ricky Martin. What could have been the...

Just the other day we were talking here at Guanabee headquarters about the zero presence of Latinos in The New York Times wedding announcements. Being that they’re like the Emmy’s of wedding announcements, it’s something highly coveted by high...

Just hours after airing a taped interview last night of Milana Dravnel, the stripper who took the Oscar De La Hoya pictures burned into our corneas forever, “Entertainment Tonight” released this audio on their website. It purportedly features Dravnel...