007 Seeks New Bond Girl; More Gisele Than India Maria

British agent, James Bond known for his sex appeal, debonaire style, and international way with women is looking for a new leading lady. This time directors want a Latina to star as his bond girl for the next installment that begins filming this January. Casting notices were sent out last week to begin the search. This is what they are looking for:

“A Latina actress in her late twenties, preferably with South American roots.”

Well then, that shouldn’t be too difficult to find. Too bad they weren’t more specific. That line is going to wrap around all of Los Angeles and dip into Mexico. And when they ask these girls , “Why do you want to be James Bond’s new leading lady?”, we have no doubt these answers will be heard:

- I cook really good.
- I just got a brazilian butt lift by Dr.Rey.
- I’ve got no kids.
- My mom babysits for my kids.
- My boobs are real.
- He’s so hot.
- Do I get a visa if I get the job?
- Latinas are the best.
- My agent begged me to show up.

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