WednesdaySeptember052007

Alvaro: Even The Geekiest Latinos Are Playas

The one Latino contestant on VH1’s “The Pick Up Artist,” Alvaro A.K.A. Kosmo who came in as perhaps the most chicken shit of all the boys, (and that includes the 50 year old virgin), has proven to have master pick up artist material after all. This week his mentor Mystery told him so in a tearful ceremony. (God, please kill us if we ever sleep with a man who wears that hat.) Last week Kosmo became the first contestant to “kiss close” (don’t ask) a young lady in an Austin bar. Even though she was the sort of unattractive girl guys usually tolerate to get to her better looking friend, we were proud of young Kosmo who couldn’t even speak to a woman in a bar just 3 episodes earlier. Above enjoy a Kosmo montage that shows why, even when they’re geeks, Latin boys are everyone’s play things of choice.

Earlier: Summering On the Couch: “The Pick-Up Artist” Unveils ‘Mystery,’ A Bad Latin Lover, And Other Hilarities

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