





There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses:
I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for so long, did they finally deal with the devil? Did they pledge 30% of earnings in perpetuity and future terms to be discussed in exchange for the magic that made [Suri Cruise]?
The story goes on to cite the couple’s growing friendship with the Cruises along with the fact that JLo’s papi is a devout Scientologist. And a so-called, “drop dead” source tells them that Jennifer’s home is filled with Scientology literature that she has spent hours reading and “highlighting key passages and rapaciously rereading them over and over.” The image of Jennifer Lopez reading is pretty far-fetched, but it would explain her ability to maintain an otherwise inexplicable Hollywood career.
How Can You Resist? [Lainey Gossip]
