Beyonce Mistakes Schweaty Pits for Being Latina

12 September 2007, 6:15 PM. By Carlos Posas

Here’s more evidence that showcases Beyonce’s mission to become Latina. The above clip features her claiming Shakira is, like, totally her BFF and has taught her the hip shakin’ Latin moves she knows today. We agree she doesn’t have the salsa down. It may well be that Beyonce is mistaking her hot flashes for feeling caliente, i.e. Latina! B, imagine you’re dancing hip-hop with your man Jay Z at his joint, the 40/40 club. But you stop wanting to dance too close because you start to perspire profusely. That’s when you tell the DJ to put on a Willie Colón track.

Your eyes should immediately light up by the second cowbell dong and the electric piano mix. Start twirling around and that should take care of some of those over worked armpit glands.