Buy Che’s Hair for ONLY $9.99…ACT NOW OR CHE’S HAIR WILL BE AUCTIONED OFF…Really!

Gustavo Villoldo, a 71 year-old former CIA veteran and Cuban exile claims to have hair belonging to the revolutionary Che Guevara for auction on Oct 26th in Dallas, TX. Apparently Villoldo snipped 3″ of Che’s hair for proof that he completed his mission. [Ed. Note: Pay attention, people with scissors near Castro.] Additional items include Che’s fingerprints before they were chopped off and a map of Guevara’s capture in the jungles of Bolivia. Will that map touch off a rash of tours for adventurous Americanos to buy Bolivian babies and cocaine? Here’s to hoping!

Historic Che Guevara Archive, Including a Lock of His Hair… [Heritage Auction Galleries]