Costa Ricans Brace For The Coming Of Mel Gibson; Como Se Dice ‘Sugar Tits’?

As we reported earlier, Mel Gibson, actor, director, Jew-hater, DUI-offender and all-around loony has decided to pack his bags and bring his tit name-calling ways to peace-loving Costa Rica. The new Gibson estate, located in the Guanacaste region, is worth 26 million dollars. In addition to living there, Gibson plans to use the newly-acquired land to shoot his upcoming movies. According to Metro, however, Gibson’s new area of residence is not that safe:

Mel Gibson is defying government warnings and kidnap threats by moving his family to so-called “bandit country” in Costa Rica.

Kidnapping bandits? Wait. Wasn’t that a movie?

Gibson braves kidnap threats [Metro]