Covering The Coverage: News Of The World Tells Britney Spears’ Ex-Bodyguard How To Feel

Britney Spears’ ex-bodyguard Tony Berretto, in collaboration with News Of The World has released this video declaring his sincere concern over the well-being of Britney’s children. We were left in complete ‘awe’ after watching the video, trying to figure out if this was just a new episode of Sesame Street’s “Learn how to read with bodyguard Tony Barretto.” Can this guy really not read, or did News Of The World not care? We give our benefit of the doubt to the latter and imagine that they went through hundreds of cuts before sticking with this one. Whatever the case, reading your deepest sympathies off a cue card is like stealing your wedding vows from a “Telling her I love you: For Dummies” book.

Video [Youtube]