Fidel Castro Deathwatch: El Comandante Endorses the People Behind "9/11 Was An Inside Job"

Fidel Castro decided to honor yesterday's date the only way he knows how these days: by writing a seemingly endless essay that bashes the American government. (Lucky for us, some Cuban TV personality read it on air last night and left it open to easy excerpting.) El Comandante, to nobody's surprise but the American media's, says the Bush administration deliberately misinformed everyone about 9/11 by insisting planes are what caused the historic destruction:

Only a projectile could have caused the geometrically round hole that allegedly was made by the plane.

Sure, just like only potent santería could have kept the communist dictator of Cuba alive when he should have died five years ago. Fidel Castro writes U.S. ‘fooled’ world over 9/11 [MSNBC] Earlier, Fidel Castro Writes To Say, "Apparently I Died in 2002"