Fidel Castro Deathwatch: ‘El Comandante’ Rises From The Dead To Bash On US Currency

Fidel Castro graced television screens across Cuba this weekend for the first time in three months reaffirming our speculation that he sold his soul to the devil. Seriously, how is he still alive? Fidel aka Satan’s pontiff (or is that solely Huey’s title?), interviewed for about an hour and mustered enough strength in that decrepit body to unleash some smack talk about the US getting rammed by the Euro.

Castro mentioned the price of oil and the value of the Euro against the dollar, evidence that the video was recorded Friday, as Cuban officials said…At first, Castro often trailed off mid-sentence, and needed some prompting. But he appeared to get stronger and more comfortable as time passed. His eyes and facial expression were clear.

But did he eat his Jello?

Fidel Castro looks healthier in first official video in three months [Naples News]