Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez was in Brazil today to meet with that country’s president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Huey, who is secretly gay, took the opportunity to enlighten us about the current state of ‘El Comandante’ Fidel Castro’s health:

Castro has a little problem but he can live another 100 years with this little problem. Castro had three operations, and he’s 81, imagine that. They changed almost all the blood with transfusions. Fidel is alive because he is Fidel.

That makes no sense. How can someone be JUST alive because he is himself? And how many more Cubans will it take to fill and refill Castro’s body with new vital fluid? Looks like this feature is in for a long one.

Chávez says Castro could live 100 more years [MiamiHerald.com]