FridaySeptember072007

Geraldo Wants To Know If You Got Fucked By Steve Jobs, Too

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This just in from the interwebs: Geraldo Rivera and Fox News, those sniffer-outters of scandal, are looking for folks burned by the sudden Apple iPhone $200 price drop. Says a Craigslist ad:

This is no joke, I am looking to find people who will be in the Midtown [Manhattan] area tomorrow night for an 8:00pm show to be intetrviewed [sic] LIVE by Geraldo Rivera because they are pissed at how Apple is handling this whole thing.

Fifty/fifty on whether this is a legit casting call or just a ruse to get all us pendejos in a public mocking space, but since we haven’t been the most discreet iPhone fans, we’ll use this forum now to say that we are rather perturbed that we paid a Mexican good money to wait in line for ours! And now Jobs is making up for it by letting us spend more money in his store? Kiss our collective asses, S.O. It’s enough to make you go PC, and since we don’t own stock we can sell like a certain blog publisher we know, perhaps we will walk the dog down to Midtown tomorrow night for a look-see.

Geraldo Rivera looking for iPhone crybabies [Valleywag]
iPhone Coverage on Guanabee

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Or better yet, pay a Mexican to go see for you.

Hey Los, am I allowed to say things like that?

That’s a truly inspired idea.

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