Happy Belated Independence Day, Brazil. Thanks For Giving Us Capoiera, Hot Models and Even Hotter Gays!

In honor of Brazilian independence day last week, we would like to take this time to highlight some of our personal, favorite Brazilians and customs that continue to add to the flavor of America.

Ah, Dr. Rey. 90210 plastic surgeon and household name, who always carries out professionalism when manhandling tetas and ass. In a recent episode of “Dr. 90210″, Dr. Rey travels to his native country of Brazil to reunite with his father who beat him mercilessly when he was a little boy. Which kind of explains why the poor guy is such a fruitcake. More highlights after the jump!

Au batido Capoiera. This intense, full-body, martial arts form, is known for making you sore the next day and also getting you a lot of pussy.

The Brazilian National Team boasts 5 World Cup Championships. Why FIFA has never looked into steroid use among their players is beyond us. But then again, when all the country has is a soccer team, why encourage the collapse of their economy by ousting Ronaldinho? Plus they also made some bad-ass Nike commercials.

Favelas. Some of the world’s most violent slums comparable even to war zones and thus inspiring box office mega-dollars for such indie hits as “City of God”.

Who knows if Gisele will make it on our list next year with her career veering in the direction of “Dancing With the Stars”, but for now we’ll keep her. Plus, she banged Leo DiCaprio for, like, 5 years.

Last but not least, the Brazilian Water Polo team. We didn’t even know they existed until we Googled ‘Brazil’ today, but after this picture you can rest assured that we’ll be covering this team a lot more closely.