Hide Your Shit! Bosrican’s In Da House.
17 September 2007, 6:00 PM. By jessie.soto
Wassup, bitches! I am thrilled to be part of Guanabee. Being born Puerto Rican means that you never know whether what you have is yours or how much is too much assimilation or whether to shun or embrace questionable cultural expressions like reggaeton (I chose to shun that shit). Therefore, it is an honor to be asked to be a pop-culture, media, and entertainment commentator, observer, and trouble maker. Oh, and yes, if you thought Guanabee was a little gay before, wait until I’m done with it. It will be like that time in Cancún where you had way too many Coronas and woke up all sore, face down in the sand and you said: “I was so drunk last night, I can’t remember what happened!” So romantic!
You can be sure that if it involves Puerto Ricans, tits, Ricky Martin, thugz, papis, drag cuinas, tecatos, or Bacardi I’m going to cover it with full journalistic integrity, of course.
Thanks (sugar) daddy Daniel and literary rock star Cindy for this great opportunity. It’s ON, motherfuckers!
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I recently met Gabriel on a research trip in Costa Rica. Once we got past all that serious shit, we had some laughs! Guanabee is too lucky to be gittin’ Gabriel’s … um …. interesting perspective on things. You’ve got me as a new regular reader. LOVE IIIIIIIIIT !
Well at least now I know to keep all vases and such away from this blog.
ah, shit … Puerto Rican and a Red Sox fan? i suppose he works for Halliburton part-time and drives an Infiniti too?
welcome!
Honey I’ll carry your babies and I’ll let you take tequila shots off my hairless belly! Just make sure you stay away from my stories or I may have to sabotage your gay ass. lol. I’m just kidding babe.
With or without salt?
finally something to read at work…i’ll be sure to check back often…(i, too, met gabriel in costa rica)
i SO need bosrican to tell me what to think. as it is, i’m awfully assimilated–bad boricua!
that, and my spanish is getting spanglisher by the day. (not that bosrican can do anything about *that*.)
p.s. ¿los caro de rincón? dude, are we related?
Dont forget papito…some of us papi thugz are dominican 2 lol…come and watch us papi thugz in action uptown but you might get mistaken for a gringo with ur red sox hat and get fucked up…GOOD LUCK at Guanabee…ill be reading!!