Patrick Mallucci, pervert London scientist, will “research” pictures of celebrity women and compile images of the best looking breasts in Hollywood. He claims his work will help plastic surgeons create the perfect looking breasts when clients come a knocking. At the Breast Enlargement Conference in London [Ed. Note: Daniel, can we get tickets to that?] Mallucci declared that:

British model Caprice has the best chest in the business.

Who? (We had to Google her Bazongas. That’s her on the left. Nice! )

Victoria Beckham’s chesticles, however, were labeled by the good scientist as “the worst boob job.” According to Mallucci, Beckham’s Frankentats are “unnaturally round”. Snap! This whole tittie audit made us wonder: who sports the most beautiful male package? Any ideas “Gay Shrink”?

Scientist Takes A Look At Some Of Hollywood’s Best Looking Breasts [AHN]
Image: [Google]