Latino Celebrated Heritage
18 September 2007, 12:45 PM. By jessie.soto
The time has come again for politicos, the media, and assorted opportunistic leeches corporations to circle jerk over Latino Heritage Month culminating in a spectacular bukkake of media events, PSAs, and “feel-good” sales packages. But we’re cutting through the bullshit to bring to light all the real contributions that Latinos have brought to this world. Without Latinos, you wouldn’t have:
- Jennifer Lopez’s spectacular ass
- Tardiness
- An excuse to fart after eating our food
- Cuy - The other orifice you can stick a rodent in
- "La Cucaracha" car horns
- Clapping passengers when a plane lands
- Tequila
This is an ongoing list. If your suggestion is good enough, you might just make the cut.
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You are forgetting “A pink tone”
–clean houses
–Sabado Gigante
–menudo, in all its forms
taco bell (good for gringos, not for mexicans)
speedy gonzalez
fanta
these are satirical…of course, we have all of the awesome stuff like isabel allende, music, and the vaquero culture. what would the dallas cowboys be without the vaquero?
saludos
-the video for celia cruz’s “la negra tiene tumbao”
-”My Super Sweet 16″ (The Miami quinceañera ones were the best, come on).
- Carlos Mencia (thanks brown people…)
- Bandidas (the Salma Hayek/Penelope Cruz…… batch of wonderfulness).