In keeping with today’s theme of insane professional athletes, we just got word that before O.J. Simpson’s Las Vegas, gun-wielding extravaganza last week, he decided to confront his handyman, one Janos González, about banging his on-and-off again girlfriend. OJ even went so far as to disclose the accusations to Janos’ wife (scand-o-lous!):

Marlene González was quoted as saying that Simpson shouted an insult at her and then told the 32-year-old woman her husband had sex with Christie Prody, Simpson’s longtime on-and-off girlfriend, who sat in his Lexus sedan in the driveway apologizing for [Simpson’s] behavior.

These days, validating that OJ Simpson is a ravenous criminal is as easy as getting intimate with Goldie.

Report: OJ threatened his South Florida handyman [Miami Herald]