Strong reader response to the image that ran with today’s “Watchando” has led us to throw you a bone and share how we came up with it. Benedict Says… is a comic generator that lets you put (dirty) words and (dirty) thoughts into the mouth and mind of the supreme Catholic leader. You can configure the cartoon panel that pops out according to six papal poses and backgrounds, of which our favorite is the one where he’s swilling Jäeger in a dark alley lined with prostitutes. (Not actually an option, in case you’re enraged.)
Enjoy, but try not to piss away the weekend prank e-mailing your devoutest kins.

Benedict Says…