You can always count on Overheard In New York to portray us brown folks in a negative and vulgar light. (Just like everybody else that the eavesdropping, Big Apple-based dialogue aggregator labels with catch-all titles like “JAP,” “Yuppie,” and “Thugette.”) Since we don’t wanna be the only ones chuckling, peep this exchange!

Latina: You like to dance?
Preppy guy: Yeah.
Latina: The girls here are really easy. I can introduce you to some that will let you touch their pussies.
Preppy guy: Ummm. I’m engaged.
Latina: That’s okay. My husband’s over there dancing with them right now.

We find that downright liberated. And slutty. Now, see if you can look at Che apparel the same way again after imagining that this actually happened:

Scary woman in Che Guevara hat, trying to bite her own back: Asia is occupied!
Man in group of hot chicks: What the fuck? Scary woman: Two drinks and you can piss in my pussy!

Who could turn down an offer like that?

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