Salma Hayek Finally Gives Birth To Golden Ticket/Daughter

Salma Hayek whose womb size has been highly reported on over the last nine months, (although it honestly felt like 9 years), finally gave way to a baby girl yesterday named Valentina Paloma Pinault. The father is French billionaire heir and CEO of Pinault-Printemps-Redoute François-Henri Pinault, whose own father is ranked the 74th richest man in the world. We have to hand it to Miss Salma. She sure knows whom to get knocked up by. Now, we want pictures! We want pictures! (Not really, but eh, it wouldn’t hurt our post quota.)

It’s Valentina Day for Salma! [E! Online]