Telemundo Reassigns Mirthala Salinas To Cover Cactus And Meth-Heads

It’s been awhile since we wrote about our favorite mayoral mistress Mirthala Salinas. We hadn’t heard too much about the seductress since she was smacked with a two-month suspension by her employer Telemundo for having an affair with her regular beat, L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, so we were excited to hear that the lovely homewrecker anchor was offered her job again; but she won’t be in the midst of the Cahuenga limelight anymore. Telemundo head honcho Don Browne reassigned Salinas yesterday to the Inland Empire city of Riverside, Ca (or more specifically, the meth capitol of Southern California). Browne’s move is obviously punishment and we’re sure he can’t afford to have her screw another councilman in LA.

In other news, Señoras all across the desert city are locking up their husbands.

Telemundo Reassigns Mayor’s Girlfriend [LA Times]