The Best Rationale For Getting A Brazilian Wax Job That We’ve Read In Quite A While

Perusing body waxing literature recently, we came across this gem from writer Rebecca Brown at Divine Caroline:

I came across a story with a quote from San Francisco skincare and waxing goddess Marilyn Jaeger in reference to Brazilian bikini waxing: “If you want to sell the house, you’ve got to mow the lawn.”

Marilyn’s wisdom caused me to reflect on my own home and lawn, which was currently on the market but lacking any interested buyers. I decided that I needed to be ready to sell when a buyer came looking

Ha! Ha! Ha! Wait. Are we still talking about pussies?

Brazilian Waxing Exposed: Let ‘Er Rip [Divine Caroline]