This week VH1 aired the season finale of “The Pick Up Artist”— the show that made us cringe for sad virgins and creepy douches everywhere—and who do you think was crowned Master Pick Up Artist? Kosmo aka Alvaro Orlando! We could have saved everyone a lot of time and energy by telling them that even the biggest loser dork Latino is a sex magnet. But then, of course, if he hadn’t gone through it all, we wouldn’t know that Kosmo is harboring a dead fascist dictator inside his head.